The Young Matriarch

Bai Chuwei, who has lived for five thousand years, once an ancestor of all humanity, steps down from her mountain and embarks on the plot of a novel. She enrolls as a transfer student in Henghua Secondary School, where she appears like an immortal fairy with bright eyes, white teeth, and red lips. However, she suffers from Eighth-Grader Syndrome, often boasting with a confidence that seems beyond reason.

“The combined wealth of the Duan family doesn’t even make up half of my fortune accumulated over five thousand years.” “The first classic masterpiece of China? Oh, I just wrote that for fun two decades ago.” “Scientific research can’t compare to flying on a sword in the skies. Today, I’ll teach you all how to cultivate scientifically.”

Many online users mock her as she spouts such outlandish statements, waiting for her inevitable fall from grace. But then the China Property Statistics Association reveals startling information: Bai Chuwei is the richest person in the world, owning vast gold mines, hundreds of islands, and countless properties across the globe.

The China Writer’s Association also chimes in: “@Bai Chuwei, respected ancestor, when will you continue updating your book after a two-century-long hiatus?”